What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:54

So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Hey girls can we see some anal play?
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.